And now I am done with the Snow!!!

So I wake up Christmas morning to a "White Christmas" Is this supposed to be a good thing?

Santa came to visit me at my dad's house over in Spanish Fork, so I had to go over there to celebrate Christmas. So, before I could celebrate Christmas I had to:

Shovel my driveway, and the driveway of my neighbor, since I am a good neighbor, and Hey! It's Christmas! Well the snow was deeper then I had first thought, I think that we got a good 8-9 inches, so once I started, I couldn't very well not finish (dang that nice gene).

Well an hour later I walked into the house dripping from sweat (oh yeah, I had just showered and put on clean clothes). So now I smell like a wet hog, but that's ok. I am just going to celebrate Christmas with my family!

So I grab my bird, jump in the car, and head down the driveway.

Well, in the cul-de-sac that I live in we have been working on creating a good snow pack for vehicles, which actually works very well once it is packed down. Well little did I know, but the city came and tried to help us with the snow pack. They however didn't get the memo that snow melt doesn't help pack snow, in fact it melts the snow (Thanks AF City). So I drove into a puddle of slush, covered by a decieving 8 inches of fresh powder snow. High-Centered....

I put my car in drive, reverse, drive, reverse, drive, reverse, drive, reverse.... And finally was just about ready to leave my car in the middle of the cul-de-sac, walk into my house, take a shower, and get back into bed for about 4 mounths.

But then I must have hit some of the good packed snow, but my car finally started to get some movement, and I just went for it. I didn't slow down or stop till I was on a cleared road. Then the freeways were covered in that crappy white s%^t, (who likes this stuff anyway)! Traffic wasn't too bad since it was still early on Christmas morning, but I finally made it to my dad's house, just as they were starting to open presents...

I hate the Cold, I hate the Snow, I hate driving in the Cold and in the Snow, I hate Winter, and I hate the Cold SNOW!!!

um, Did I say Merry Christmas! =0)

It was a merry christmas, but not until I got Far Far away from my house, stopped sweating like a hog, stopped swearing like a saylor, and was able to relax and enjoy some time with my loveley family.

Happy Somethin' ;0)

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally,

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

I am done with the cold...

I never agreed to these temperatures! Seriously, who wanted to live in Utah anyway? Crazy old-timers!

I need to move somewhere where the low of the year is about 50, and you never have to scrape your windshield!

I could handle that... =0)

I hate school...

Well, ok I really just hate dumb teachers that think that they are gods gift to us, and that we are little pieces of poop that he has collected on the bottom of his brand new shoes.

Just wanted to share the fun that I am having, =0)

Prop 8 - The Musical

I am sorry, but you just have to watch this. It is a must see if you support rights for all families, not just the traditional hetrosexual families. ;)

This clip is not for the faint of heart (about Prop 8) by the way, so it may not be for everyone. It is freaking hilarious though. I can't believe all of the big named actors and actresses that participated, I would watch it just for that.

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more...

Thanks Radio from Hell for playing this... Ha ha ha
Kerry Bill & Gina

and Today I will say
Marry Christmas

(but because I want to, not because Buttars is trying to force me to)

War on Christmas? - BUTTARS!!!

I have a good idea, Let's mandate that when a company advertises for their December Sale, that they have to use the word Christmas or they will be fined by the State...

Who is this guy? Is he being Serious? SERIOUSLY?!?

Here is the story on KSL, but Buttars is drafting a resolution on what he calls the "War on Christmas." (what?!?)

He is trying to mandate that advertising during the Holiday season include the word Christmas, and not just Winter Holiday, or other general "politically correct" references to Christmas.

So it is kind of dumb that some don't reference Christmas, but do we not live in a free country? Should this be one of our major concerns? Is this the best thing that Buttars can propose to help us with the current recession and budget costs?

Incredible!
And he just got voted back into the Government after calling a bill ugly, "This Baby is Black..., It's a dark ugly thing." Who votes in Utah anyway?

UPDATE: Buttars - Voted the "WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!" by MSNBC's Keith Olbermann. Now that is a vote that I would have to agree with. Ha ha ha ha ha

Happy Holidays!
(I better take advantage of being able to say that while I still can here in Utah)